I have no good photos of my tattoos (yet), but I do tend to draw people with them, that’s for sure.
When you go out with a drunk, you’ll notice how a drunk fills your glass so he can empty his own. As long as you’re drinking, drinking is okay. Two’s company. Drinking is fun. If there’s a bottle, even if your glass isn’t empty, he’ll pour a little in your glass before he fills his own.
—Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters (via withdecorum)
San Francisco-based freelance artist R.J. Palmer (aka “arvalis”) has created an incredible series of Realistic Pokemon illustrations that may leave you seeing the little cute creatures in a different light. You can check out more of his awesome work here on Tumblr or deviantART. Sense of realism, I choose you!
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Realistic Pokemon by R.J. Palmer (deviantART) (Facebook) (Twitter)
via R.J. Palmer and Geekologie
“I heard that Yoga class was a great place to meet women, so I went every day for three months. Bad news is I didn’t meet a girl. Good news is I can now give myself a blowjob.”
i was crying in my car in front of the mcdonalds near my house eating french fries and listening to my sad playlist in the car and a black guy tapped on my window and just gave me life changing advice “its going to be ok lil nigga you can do it”
